Let's (road) rage.
My road rage is my husband's least favorite thing about me. I get so aggressive, which is the total opposite of how I usually am. I know I'm not the only one, so I thought I would share some of my favorite things I yell. Thinking about this now, while parked, makes me giggle at myself.
(Note: I should have typed these in ALL CAPS, but again, I'm not as aggressive when I'm not in a car!)
(Note: I should have typed these in ALL CAPS, but again, I'm not as aggressive when I'm not in a car!)
Idiot!!!!!!!!
Oh. You got one of those new cars where the turn signal is an optional feature.
A brake light is not an adequate substitute for a blinker!
Are. You. Serious?!?!?!?!?!
You have to be kidding me.
If you're coming over, COME ON. (This is usually accompanied by crazy waving, as I want to be sure they realize that it's a total inconvenience and I'm about to change my mind about letting them over.)
And then there are times when I'm speechless (RARE!), so I just throw both hands up in the air, hoping that the other driver notices and realizes what they just did to offend me.
Please, laugh with me...and share some of yours in the comments so I know I'm not the only one!
If you're coming over, COME ON. (This is usually accompanied by crazy waving, as I want to be sure they realize that it's a total inconvenience and I'm about to change my mind about letting them over.)
And then there are times when I'm speechless (RARE!), so I just throw both hands up in the air, hoping that the other driver notices and realizes what they just did to offend me.
Please, laugh with me...and share some of yours in the comments so I know I'm not the only one!
Haha, I definitely can get frustrated in the car! The blinker thing really gets on my nerves. They were made for a reason!
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